One of the lasts things i ever thought that i was going to do was write a review on someones face. Who in their right mind would even want to read a review about someones face, well besides the said person that is asking me to write this review. Obviously
Cristine is special to me! and by “Special” i don’t mean retarded special. So let’s begin.
The Evolution Of Cristine’s Face
In the beginning there was a face. It wasn’t any ordinary face. It was Cristines Face! As seen in the picture to the right of this page you will see the first of three pictures of Cristine’s face in many ways! The first one is Cristine on any normal day when she isn’t either going to work, going out or other stuff she does! To your right is Cristine normally.
Her face is different from Normal to Part mode which you will see in the next picture. Anyway back to this photo.
Her face is normal. Normal as can be their isn’t anything out of the oridnary actually… Her face is normally like this anyway so their really isn’t much to say about this face. It doesn’t change!
Well besides the make-up obviously. But her face still looks good. Actually everytime i see her, her face is like this. So it’s nothing new to me… Maybe to you though! Seeing as you’ve probably never seen her/met her.
Party Face, Cristine.
This face is what i like to call party face, Cristine. Or festival face, Cristine. Because this photo was taken at some festival she attented. Now i can’t even remember what type of music she likes but by the looks of the photo that really doesn’t matter because i’m writing about her face, not her music tastes.
Now i’m sure in this photo her face is the last thing you’d be looking at is her face right now. Well stop looking there!, becuase this is a review of her face not her body!…
Just saying. Anyway. As you can see by her face she is enjoying herself even though that guy behind her is walking away and not paying attention to her at all, which i happen to find really funny. But hey, that’s just me, i guess. Anyway. I don’t really have much of to say about her face.
Maybe if i actually went to gig or some type of festival she happen to be at then i’d be able to get a live interview of her face. Which right now i don’t have… Oh well, maybe next time.
The Going Out Face
This face is what i like to call the going out face because as you can tell by her get up she is about to hit the city… Which she does very often with her friends and boys and other people and such (Not including me).
But anyway. With this final face i happen to call the Going Out Face, Cristine likes to have fun! But i’m not her biographer so i don’t know what this face is really saying…
Maybe it’s “Hey look at my hair, it’s a different colour”… But this isn’t a review about her hair so i really doubt she’d be saying that. Or maybe she is… I don’t know what it is, i don’t even know what she’s thinking… Maybe she’s thinking about me. Maybe! …I doubt it.
The End of the Face, Cristine.
In-conclusion, it’s a pretty face. But! I’m not her boyfriend so i don’t have to see or kiss her face all the time. But if i was her boyfriend then obviously i would be doing that.
I hope you enjoyed reading this, Cristine. Even though you made me write this and i didn’t enjoy it at all!
– Love, Steve.
Steve Likoski Productions 